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Debonaire?

Journal Entry: Tue Jul 8, 2008, 9:27 AM
I’ve had the most lovely weekend! Yesterday I went Antiquing at the local flea-market I usually frequent, and returned home with a pair of gold glasses! At 45$, they were even cheaper than the steel ones I’d normally buy at Walmart. And they’ve got decorative etching’s all around the rims, bridge, and sides. Way back when, people put the kind of care into making glasses that they did into jewelry, which makes sense considering the bloody thing is going to be sitting on the most obvious part of your body during your every waking moment.
Then, today returning from church, (Unitarian, I’m an incorrigible atheist, but I find the ritual oddly pleasant) we went to the local Surplus N’ Salvage to find that they had just received a shipment of combat boots. Not the soddy kind they sell at Hot Topic (Are you an misunderstood social misfit? Why not buy our ridiculously overpriced merchandise to prove your nonconformity? All your favorite rock stars are doing it! I think J.C.V. puts it best: ”There is quite a difference between honestly being under some cloud of nether emotion, and making a personal style out an appallingly theatrical depression. It’s rather like someone screaming in torment about their loose bowel condition, and then upon recovering from this discomfort, proceeds to ingest copious amounts of a wicked laxative to extend the moment. Now if this were just some personal fetish it would be fine (sort of), but as a means of getting attention it is somewhat bothersome.”;) but the real, standard issue army kind. For 1$ each. I got two pairs.
Then, we went to the salvation army, where I found a pair of these:------------ You all might think them hideous, but I don’t. I’m going to make a pair of spatterdashes for them.

I’m a prigger on Discworld MUD, name of Rickett, if anyone knows what that is.



Mood-Debonaire. Did you know that this is a masculine term of which there is no feminine variant? Bloody Hell, I can be just as confident, stylish, and charming as anyone with a prick.
...And now I’m bickering with a dictionary; how uncouth.

Reading- Execution: The Guillotine, the Pendulum, the Thousand Cuts, the Spanish Donkey, and 66 Other Ways of Putting Someone to Death

  • Mood: Dazed
  • Listening to: The Point of No Return-The Phantom of the Opera
  • Reading: See above.
  • Watching: Dead Poets Society. It's depressing.
  • Playing: The Piano.
  • Eating: Really good chicken.
  • Drinking: Tea.

Devious Information

  • Current Age: 102
  • Current Residence: Arkham, Mass.
  • Interests: Cabaret, piano, music, singing, burlesque, garter belts, umbrellas, top hats, dolls, acting
  • Favourite movie: Anything by Tim Burton, donnie darko, alice, a clockwork orange, billy elliot, natural born killers
  • Favourite band or musician: The dresden dolls, beirut, gogol bordello, voltaire, the arcade fire, odd stuff really.
  • Favourite genre of music: gothic cabaret!
  • Favourite artist: Edward Gorey, Aubrey Beardsley, Johnen Vasquez, David Malki, Tim Burton
  • Favourite poet or writer: Douglas Adams, Edgar Allen Poe, Terry Pratchett, Baudelaire
  • Favourite style of art: Macabre
  • Shell of choice: Snail
  • Wallpaper of choice: I've got some steampunk thing right now.
  • Skin of choice: Human
  • Favourite game: VTMB
  • Favourite cartoon character: Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Zim,
  • Personal Quote: "Sleep, those little slices of death; Oh how I loathe them." -Edgar Allan Poe
  • Tools of the Trade: Dip pen (also called a nib pen), pencils, paper

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~Roruna:iconRoruna: Jul 9, 2008, 12:11:10 PM
That's for the fave, I'm honored.

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~SiriusFenrin:iconSiriusFenrin: Jun 20, 2008, 11:33:11 AM
Thanks for the friending and the awesome link! :)

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~Kitten-collector:iconKitten-collector: Jun 10, 2008, 3:51:16 PMComment hidden by Owner
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*RadioactiveMongoose:iconRadioactiveMongoose: May 30, 2008, 11:42:59 AM
Uh.

No.

I gave you the link to Johnny, right?

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~Maggoty-Anne:iconMaggoty-Anne: May 29, 2008, 7:09:37 AMComment hidden by Owner
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*RadioactiveMongoose:iconRadioactiveMongoose: May 28, 2008, 2:15:02 PM
I think I knew you on gaia a while back?

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=Asphyziata:iconAsphyziata: Jan 26, 2008, 7:34:37 PM
:rofl::lmao:

Your link in your signature is hilarious. :XD:

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~Meru-san:iconMeru-san: Jan 9, 2008, 8:18:43 AM
Thanks! *can't reply to the comment so I'll do it here* XD

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*luukie:iconluukie: Jan 4, 2008, 7:52:24 PM
Oh goodness, that actually hurt my brain to try and read her journal; I'm not sure if I can bring myself to look at the other stuff.

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~Maggoty-Anne:iconMaggoty-Anne: Jan 4, 2008, 10:24:51 AM
Of course it's not a joke. Since you liked her writing so much, why not sign the "Tara Gliesbie is totlly Gottik" petition? [link]

Or maybe check out her journal? [link]

At least check out her sisters ff acount. [link]

Seriously, there are people out there like that. There's a whole list of authors like her here, [link] .

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*luukie:iconluukie: Jan 3, 2008, 4:06:46 PM
Oh lawd, please tell me the link in your signature is a joke account or something. Surely no one can possibly fail that much at life, right?

Still, it was hilarious to read, I'll have to admit. (:

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*ChibiCyndaquil:iconChibiCyndaquil: Dec 14, 2007, 1:36:55 PM
I had a great laugh @ your sig xD

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~puredecorum:iconpuredecorum: Dec 14, 2007, 9:41:48 AM
I have to feed my axolotl maggots sometimes. It's gross : <
~Maggoty-Anne:iconMaggoty-Anne: Dec 14, 2007, 5:46:10 AM
You learn to live with them.

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~StinkFish:iconStinkFish: Dec 13, 2007, 7:43:58 PM
Scary. If she's the good one, I shudder to think what you might be capable of.

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~puredecorum:iconpuredecorum: Dec 13, 2007, 1:06:07 PM
I have to watch you, your username is that cool by itself.

Are the maggots ever a nuisance?
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~Maggoty-Anne:iconMaggoty-Anne: Dec 13, 2007, 9:32:46 AM
No, I'm pretty certain she's my good twin. *shudder*

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~StinkFish:iconStinkFish: Dec 13, 2007, 8:14:31 AM
I'm pretty certain that you're my mad cousin's evil twin.

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=UnusTurpisOrdo:iconUnusTurpisOrdo: Dec 12, 2007, 1:42:44 PM
that's how i roll, chief.

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~Maggoty-Anne:iconMaggoty-Anne: Dec 12, 2007, 12:35:56 PM
Why did you diss me in DevChat, then post flirty icons on my profile?

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=UnusTurpisOrdo:iconUnusTurpisOrdo: Dec 12, 2007, 10:50:30 AM
:iconflirtplz:

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~Maggoty-Anne:iconMaggoty-Anne: Dec 12, 2007, 9:53:41 AM
:fear:

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=UnusTurpisOrdo:iconUnusTurpisOrdo: Dec 12, 2007, 7:27:21 AM
:boo: :D

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